After wife prepares a delicious, home-cooked meal, and dinner is finished, this conversation takes place:
Wife: I could really go for some ice cream right about now.
Husband, with a sneer: Oh, we have lots of ice cream!
Wife: But that’s your kind of ice cream. I want my vanilla and we don’t have any!
*Husband sits down on couch with his ice cream*
Wife: You wanna know what I don’t like?
Husband: Yeah, what?
Wife: How I was the one who said she wanted ice cream, and now you’re the one getting to eat some.
Husband: But my tummy hurts from earlier and I need this ice cream to make me feel better.
Wife: Oh, right, okay, I see.
Husband: Yeah, the truth is, I’m not eating this for pleasure. Really.
Wife: Oh, you poor thing!