A husband and wife are on the phone together while the husband is away, vacationing in his home country. The husband’s mother brings him a plate of homemade dessert. The husband says, “Listen to this.” A loud crunch is heard over the phone.
“Oh, real nice and polite. What is that that you’re eating?” asks the wife, annoyed.
“I’m eating your favorite Hungarian dessert right now. It’s too bad that you can’t have any, but I’ll send you a picture.”
“Thank you. That’s very nice of you,” says the wife, sarcastically. Instantly, a picture of the wife’s favorite Hungarian dessert appears on her cell phone screen.
“Not cool,” says the wife.
“Mmm. So good,” says the husband. *more crunching*